Prepare Yourselves 

Kinja'd!!! "Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
07/17/2016 at 19:27 • Filed to: Operation TrollBlazer

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For Operation TrollBlazer has begun.

We’re talking gold wheels, stickers, bangin stereo systems, the whole lot. Potential changes in ride height? We’ll see...


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 19:36

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You can start lowering the vehicle by letting air out of the tires. That's free and will cost less to fill up next time.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 19:42

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You better bring a fire extinguisher with all that blaze’n


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 19:44

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K&N filter + some flowmasters.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 19:56

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Do this instead

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 19:57

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You have a 97x? I hope it’s an Aero (SS)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:11

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Speaking of changes in ride height...


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > S65
07/17/2016 at 20:16

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2WD, really no point in doing so.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/17/2016 at 20:17

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I saw and I like it. Keeping the hubcaps?


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/17/2016 at 20:17

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Ummm...marijuana is illegal in my state???


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
07/17/2016 at 20:18

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And gold wheels.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > dogisbadob
07/17/2016 at 20:18

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Sure.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > XJDano
07/17/2016 at 20:19

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Ya know that’s a good point, and it seems real safe.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:23

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As it should be, the weed from the devil’s garden!

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Kinja'd!!! S65 > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:25

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Nevermind.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/17/2016 at 20:29

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Well, I have also nicknamed it the 420 TrailBlazer as it is green and blaze.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:33

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If you are going to troll, you got troll hard.

I would also assume that if you are trolling you would know better than to follow throw with some troll advice.

I used to troll people.

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That was supposed to be a slow moving vehicle tractor sign, someone eventually stole it off my car and it left a nasty adhesive.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:36

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Only until I get my new tires mounted and my paint pen in.


Kinja'd!!! touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 20:50

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One cannot be prepared for the sheer amount of 420 blazin’ that I predict will be coming from the magnificent Trollblazer.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 21:36

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TRAILBLAZER PIMP


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Jack Does Cars
07/17/2016 at 22:46

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Spray paint everything gold. Don’t just stop at the wheels. Tires, body, glass, engine, exhaust, interior, gauges, everything! Gotta be 100% pimp baller and such. Take aluminum foil – gold-colored or painted – and cover the air intakes and grille to get better aerodynamics. If it doesn’t resemble a gold Monopoly piece at the end of your efforts, you aren’t done yet.

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Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > boxrocket
07/17/2016 at 22:52

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I mean, there is colored tint, and the logo is already gold, so it can’t be that hard.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > pjhusa
07/17/2016 at 22:52

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IT’S YA BOY


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > boxrocket
07/17/2016 at 23:47

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Or just hand it over to kibbetech